Fuzzu^® Splatterbugs Cat Toy

Cats will relish swatting, squishing, and tossing these freakish fruities! Our secret ingredient…The best organic catnip in the whole wide world.

SILLY SCIENCE GIFT: The result of a screwy experiment gone wrong (just kidding), this wiggy bug is a bang-up gift for curious kitties.

SQUIGGLY WIGGLY FUN: Our buggy friends will shake their wiggly legs to taunt your kitty silly. Lightweight,…Flip ‘em in the air (if you dare).

TOP NOTCH QUALITY: Made with durable materials for long-lasting fun.

NON-TOXIC: Crafted from premium quality and durable non-toxic fabric, and stuffed with fiberfill.  Super-charged organic catnip releases an aromatic scent that’s irresistible to your kitty.

And the story begins like this:

Once upon a time, in a dark corner of Bob’s Science Lab…

With one calculated swat, Fluffy knocked the curiously glowing beaker of green liquid off the table. In what seemed like slow-mo, it crashed magnificently on the dank and sticky floor. You see, Bob liked his bananas while working and he was in the habit of leaving half-eaten ones about.

As fate would have it, a small cluster of oblivious fruit flies were milling about, directly under the toxic spill. A confusion of smoke, a big bang, and a BOOM filled the room…

Available in the style ZINGER!